Judicial Flavors - Fully Legalized Flavor
It all began in the demented mind of a lawyer trapped in the legal trench warfare, so endeared to the population of America. His dimentia and obsession is rumored and speculated to have taken place due to something that was in the water in his birth state of Texas. For years, in order to deal with his obsessed craving for the endorphin rush, brought about by consumption of high levels of capsicum, garlic and other intoxicating flavors, the lawyer pined away in his pickle laboratory. Thus leaving in his wake kitchen after kitchen of burnt out stoves, walls splattered with various hot sauces and other unknown substances. Finally after years of experimenting with his flavor upon the local legal system, (not withstanding a few fatalities and disruption of Court due to intestinal discomfort) the lawyer started to put forth these flavors to the American populous, who have become so enamored with the "Lawyer's Breath" within our legal system.

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	Last Will & Testament - Finishing Sauce (Wing Sauce) Code: JF01 Price: $5.99 Quantity in Basket: none
Last Will & Testament - Finishing Sauce (Wing Sauce) The Chief Shyster has done it again! Time to get your affairs in order before he takes all you've worked so hard for. Last Will & Testament will have you asking for more counseling. Don't let your next-of-kin squabble over your pennies -- spend it on a Last Will & Testament Hot Sauce! Ingredients Tomato puree, jalapeno peppers, vinegar, onion, roasted garlic, dried chili pepper, citric acid, salt, spices, xantham gum 5oz glass bottle
	Lawyer's Breath - *Best of Show* Hot Sauce Code: JF02 Price: $5.99 Quantity in Basket: none
Lawyer's Breath - *Best of Show* Hot Sauce Judicial Flavors™ has seized the flagrant nature of garlic and fine chilies to bring out the orator in you. Fortunately, your breath will not reek of broken promises and hidden clauses. Lawyer's Breath™ may make you change your will and your pre-nuptial agreement but not your love for this sauce. ingredients: Tomato juice, water, jalapeno puree, vinegar, dried onions, lemon juice, garlic, dried chilies, seasoned salt, habanero peppers 5oz glass bottle